THE EU LOBBYIST SONG

(music: david byrne ('Psycho Killer'), lyrics: frank)

I can't seem to face up to the facts
I lobby Brussels and I can't relax
I can't work with these groups on fire
They don't trust me, I'm a corporate liar

Lobby Award, qu'est-ce que c'est?
Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
Better run run run run - run run run awaaaaaay o-o-o
Lobby Award, qu'est-ce que c'est?
Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
Better run run run run- run run run awaaaaaay
O-o-oooooh ayayayayayayayyooooo

You want more regulation - I want to diminish it
You're askin' a lot, but you're not gettin' anything
Well I have nothing to say, my files are sealed
Ask what you want, I'll say it again

Lobby Award, qu'est-ce que c'est?
Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
Better run run run run- run run run awaaaaaay o-o-o
Lobby Award, qu'est-ce que c'est?
Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
Better run run run run- run run run awaaaaaay
O-o-oooooh ayayayayayayay

Le Com-mis-sai-re - Siim Kallas
Ce qu'il a dit ce soir-là:
Tout le monde transparant,
Sur la base - volontaire - okaaaaay
Ayayayayayayayayayaaay
We are paid and we have spies
I hate people when they're organised

Lobby Award, qu'est-ce que c'est?
Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
Better run run run run- run run run awaaaaaay o-o-o
Lobby Award, qu'est-ce que c'est?
Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
Better run run run run- run run run awaaaaaay
Oooooooooooh ayayayayayayayyooooo

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